If you don’t watch The City, then you are missing out on Olivia. Olivia is why I’m glad I’m the only girl at my job (Peggy Olson’s Unite!). If Olivia shot me those looks of hers (half bitchy, half vapid) I would have to smack her in the face. Though, to be honest, I would probably end up smacking her in the face only IN MY MIND because, in reality, I would go into the bathroom and silently cry because it hurts when pretty people are mean to you.
Jay bores me to tears. My husband’s conversational skills could beat up Jay’s conversational skills in about 3 seconds. There are a crazy amount of funny, smart people in The City and Whitney hasn’t found any of them.
There is, however, one thing Whitney has that I don’t have – that awesome purple beaded top she wore tonight. Purple makes me think of grape popsicles and unicorns and grape-flavored unicorns.
In other news, today was my first day on my new show. It's going to be great. The other writers are smart and funny and cool and the commissary had quality cookies. I WAS hoping for free Diet Cokes because I drink it frequently and am hoping that aspartame is a fountain of youth, but I guess I'll have to buy my own. For now.
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Featured Friday: Fantasy Epics
1 day ago
Yeah, Olivia fascinates me like heroin. I'm actually not addicted to heroin but if I was...I would probably know it was bad but ooooh so good...assuming that this is the reaction that drug addicts have. Anywho, moving on...I hate Olivia. I love to hate her. I also super adore whitney and while Jay is about as interesting to talk to as a gym sock, I do think he's delicious and would like to eat him for dessert. I do, however, think that it was incredibly rude of Olivia to bash bash behind everyone's back with her cousin... who makes fun of Jay merely because he thinks of him as dessert much the same as I do.
ReplyDeleteTake care...I can't believe I spend time typing this...too fun. Good luck in NYC.